April 2012
9 posts
Eff Yeah Asian History: That awkward moment when... →
thatawkwardhistorymoment:
Today’s Singapore is known for its small size (it is a city-state), its role as a major east Asian port, its high quality education, and its restrictions on certain freedoms. In the 1960s, however, Singaporean leaders did not want to be independent at all; what they…
letters-intertwined asked: Ok. So what's going on with yous guys? She's not putting me up to this. I just wanna know.
March 2012
43 posts
The background music in my head while I masturbate
is still more interesting and innovative than anything Lady Gaga has created.
Didn't know I could reorganize instant queue
Feel all sorts of accomplished and tidy now.
The Nerdgasm: My Reaction to Watching The Time of... →
ahandshakeinhell:
The Doctor: Oh.
Amy: What’s wrong?
River: Oh.
The Doctor: Exactly.
River: How could we not notice that?
The Doctor: Low level perception filter or maybe we’re thick.
Octavian: What’s wrong, sir?
The Doctor: Nobody move! Nobody move! Everyone stay exactly where they are. Bishop, I am…
EVERY INCH A KING: The Best of Rick Santorum →
paxmachina:
It’s not a gaffe when you actually believe this crap!
1. Opposing birth control Quote: ”One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country…. Many of the Christian faith have said, well,…
I miss my girlfriend
I want today's shirt, lulz →
Trudat? :O *runs away and hides*
adskgx:
horticultures:
i love/hate the strong urges I have to get married and become pregnant
trudat
Oh Nein!
clientsfromhell:
I was rounding off an Instant Message chat with a German client. I intended to say “Let me know if I can help further”. Instead, my clumsy fingers typed and sent the following before I could stop myself:
Me: Let me know if I can help fuhrer.
Get to know your Tumblr-er →
I’m actually bored enough to do this.
What is your middle name? Carl. Named after my great-grandfather, Carl Johann Michaelson, a Danish knight :D
What are you passionate about? Music, kickboxing, futbol, writing
Zebra or leopard print? I think I’d look horrible in any sort of print.
Do you have any fears? Diagnosed Emetophobic, look it up.
Silver or gold? I’m not...
Bought some sunglasses
They were one dollar over my budget though :( $6
WatchI was absolutely dying at the end XD
funnyordie:
Dog Steals Baguette
Stealing a baguette is easy. Taking it home is the hard part.
Eff Yeah Asian History: Anonymous asked: Hi, first... →
asianhistory:
I’m only sorry this is on Anonymous and I can’t respond to you directly.
While I believe Joseph Kony is a horrible man, and should be arrested, I do not support Invisible Children as an organization.
Here’s why:
Invisible Children has been condemned time and time…
elbatsnu asked: I am pretty darn happy that I finally get to see you tomorrow! :D I have missed my bb. <3
elbatsnu asked: this is true. had to double check.
Tried to remember the word "tumblr"
and I typed in “dumpster”
I was pretty close and accurate.
I think my girlfriend could watch this video all... →
I wanna
hug a tiger
I miss having my own place
This is quite nice. I can stay in my towel for all the hours!
